We Stood Still

Tina gets like three lines this episode!

I still want someone to slap Rachel and it’s still not gonna happen.

The whole Finn going bonkers over Quinn’s omg you can stand was a bit out of line, he saw her standing by the mirror and jumps to the conclusion that she can skip down on her merry way. I’m sorry we’ll hit you with a car and see how you find it hard to walk. She wants to celebrate that she can wobble her way over places let her celebrate it!

Rachel seriously someone hit her.

My love hate relationship with Britney goes on and on. Love the prom idea though wish my formal had this~

Only one song about dinosaurs?!

Used to love Sam but kinda over him now.

Hate that the show did so well in an attempt to not make the show all about Rachel and Finn it ended being all about them again.

Let’s make a difference in the school! *puts Rachel as prom queen*… Really that’s how you make a difference? You let the brat with no back ups who chocked on something she’s been practicing since she was six to have a cliche and worthless in five years moment at prom how clever of you.

Hate that Blaine and Kurt are comic relief characters now.

Glee is stereotype city.

Can’t believe they are really still glorifying a teenaged marriage between two characters that don’t fit together not aiding in their relationship in anyway.
I support love I don’t support stupidity, you don’t need a piece of paper to state you are in love the instant you realize it.

Hey they look the age the actual one direction guys are!

I may dislike the band but their songs are pretty catchy »

Hey the Irish kid is still there! Where have you been mate?

It’s sweet what puck does for Becky but I hate what glee is doing to her character right now.

Ad break: Buy a laptop for you and get a free camera for mum!

There are like no conversations with two girls that isn’t about a man.

“I found a way to be your friend” Even though you cheated with my boyfriend/tried to keep us apart even if you guys really did make the better couple.

Quinn realized that being prom queen isn’t that interesting or really worth that much then reverts back to square one.

Blaine without gel is actually more sexy.

Aw Kurt has a zit.

Yes I did just realize that the principle is Abed’s dad in Community.

The whole school is like who the eff is Rachel.

Rachel’s boobs look huge.

Is someone going to throw pigs blood at me? YOUR SEXY.

Quinn’s voice stays perfect as she pushes herself up and yet still gets no decent solos unless she’s dating a guy.

Only three episodes to go before we loose this cast and they attempt another season only for it to go terribly wrong.

Name: Melissa but prefer Mel

Gender: Female

Birth date: February 8th

Place of birth: Canberra, Australia

Current place of residence: See above

Heritage:  English meets Aboriginal meets like minor Japanese <— Not a lie but honestly I’m not really fussed where I came from as long as I stand here now.

Siblings: 5! 3 Brothers and 2 Sisters I am the eldest.

Parents: I have both but my birth mother and I went our separate ways years and years ago. I do adore my dad though who is 50 next year!

Religious/Spiritual affiliation: Agnostic but don’t want to be tied down to a single line of faith.

Pets: A cat named Quinn and two fish named Teemo and Cho. I really want a puppy but I need to hold off until three years.

Relationship status: Happy in a three year relationship with my computer Boyfriend

Sexual orientation: Heterosexual.

Tattoos/piercings: Batman symbol tattoo on my mid back, not a tramp stamp!

Glasses: Yes, do I need new ones? Double yes

PC or Mac: Both and believe both have purpose. I mean I use my mac to design websites with its perfect colour and I use my PC to code the crap out of things and play video games.

Mobile phone: Huawei Sonic, cheap android, what?! You can get everything an iphone does but it just has less internal space and a 3.2mp camera. I can sync my calendar and to do list to my google account all while still sending messages and calling people it’s boss.

Do you believe in ghosts? I like the idea of it but have yet to have an experience to lead me to believe in it.

Do you believe in UFOs? Well yes but not in the same terms as the terrible Hollywood movies make them appear.

Woman’s right to choose whether or not she has an abortion: Yes it seems silly to take away basic right to choose for ourselves. Plus if a 13 year old is raped I don’t see why she should be forced to put herself through months of emotional trauma and morning sickness.

Gay marriage: I support in them gaining the marriage certificate but don’t support them forcing Christan priests to marry them. I’ll happily marry them myself I just don’t think we need to step on toes here.

Where have you traveled? Sydney, Melbourne, Adelaide, Perth, Japan, Yass, The coast!

Where else can you be found on the internet?  Twitter, My personal website, my online journal if you can find and hack, bloglovin, food website, and my review website

Well my computer just had a minor heart attack over this rant but I’m going to try again anyway!

So it seems recently the world has been excited to keep adding evidence to my last post on why Star Ratings are dumb and stupid to those who don’t understand the meanings of the numbers.

Recently this has come from Australia’s new Master Chef known as My Kitchen Rules and personally I rather liked the show as someone who came in past the half way point but last night was the finals which included a pair that deserved to be there and another group that I had no idea as to why the hell they were there seeing as how the dove was undercooked and they had gravel in their dish as well in the semi’s but ok I’ll bite the bullet here and see where this goes.

Of course it had to prove that even ‘professional’ judges don’t understand what the meaning of number are giving the girls… 10’s nearly all the way round.

A ten as I hope most of you know means perfection, close to godliness, you know near nothing wrong about ALL 5 of their dishes.

I wouldn’t be so pissed about this if they didn’t have nothing but con’s for a few of the dishes by the girls and they even stated that some where just not that good, that does not scream 10 that’s a 8-9 come on at least make it look like you’re not getting paid under the table.
The boys did more to get a 10 a few judges even uttering the word flawless and didn’t get a single one, WTH is up with that?! Do you have to be adorable and quirky to make good food or something because talent has nothing to do with it anymore.

The girls no offense should not have even made it there, like I said in the semi’s they were terrible and yet still got high scores for no real reason.

Either the show is rigged OR these judges need to head back to primary school to learn the difference in numbers.

People need to seriously just take a step back and work out the difference between numbers.

A movie is not 15/10 stars… it can be as brilliant as you think (yes I’m looking at you hunger games) but for god-sake reviews are hard to take seriously when all you read are things like.
OMG IT WAZ LIKE SOOOO GOOD I GIVE IT LIKE A 1000/10.

Or

Dude was terrible don’t waste your money -1/10

Support your damn stupid numbers with something more then ‘was like the book’ or ‘was boring’.

People who say that your film or novel is either 1/5 or 5/5 are 95% lying.

Oh and while I’m at it if you honestly don’t want to be spoiled on a film of a book you’ve probably already read then get the f off social media sites and stop bitching when spoilers pop up

You have no one to blame but yourself if your stupid enough to go reading things about the film thinking your safe from spoilers.

Especially when the title is Hunger Games Film REVIEW what the hell are you expecting but a review of the film as is with all the fun details.

This has been a post on why I find some people on the internet annoying.

"People need to learn the difference between famous and infamous"

-me… about this Kony movement

I watch way too much of it as it is but this post is about the ad’s on TV that make me raise my eyebrows confused and this is what they now say.

• Computer ad’s aimed at kids: This computer will help with their projects for school BUT they’ll probably just use it to talk to friends online and go on facebook which this computer is also good for!
• Bank ad’s: Other banks wouldn’t tell you if there were better offers out there… but we would. <— the actual slogan word from word
• Target’s ad: No men shop here only mothers and to be mothers.
• Loan ad’s: Can’t afford to pay your bills let us then owe us double that money later :) <—- they always wear this terribly happy smile!
• Van ad: If you buy a van you’re pregnant because there is no other logical reason to owning one.
• Car insurance: Rant about percentage and then say stupid jokes that are not funny in hope that it makes people like you.
• Make up ad’s: The sexier the girl/the closer she looks to jumping you out of the screen the more likely women will be to buy this.
• Scam Ad’s: Seriously if you fall for this you’re an idiot we can’t make it any clearer we are just after your money. 5 bucks to let us send us an SMS we’ll make up on the spot on whether or not your spouse is cheating on you.
• Show Ad’s: Give away the whole episode except for one spoiler but it’s ok if you don’t see it because our next ad will let you know the spoiler.
• Reality TV show ad’s: Why you should give up on humanity and allow the death plenty to come in.

Or at least that’s how I treat one of my old jobs anyway.

I constantly go back onto to the websites that we took care of and the new ones and kind of get really pissed.

I put in so much work into that company I did so much that makes it simple and easy to make designs for them or coding all of these helpful things for the clients and since I left on bad terms with the manager (he was a douche) using him as a referee is like instant fire because he’s the kind of dude that spreads lies so I won’t get the job cause he is bitter we never became bffs.

BUT how come when I go on the newest sites it looks like a three year old threw up over the website OR that all of the ready to go designs that I left for them ready to go have still not gone up after a YEAR of my leaving.

In short I think I dodged a bullet not staying there and at least I haven’t found them with a prettier sweeter gal.